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Schminteresting
- Gal, 31 years old
- seeking Guys
- Winston Salem, NC
- Last login: More than one month ago
I have entirely too many Jack Handey quotes committed to memory. I can't force myself to turn the channel when Dirty Dancing comes on TV (damn that Johnny Castle!). I yearn to be a humorist like David Sedaris, but I can't even think of a mildly entertaining post for my blog most of the time. The lack of capitalization on this site drives me insane. Laughter and sarcasm are my drugs. I love online jigsaw puzzles, though now that I've admitted that aloud it sounds incredibly lame. I'm extremely inquisitive, so beware. But, I will reciprocate the answers--I'm an open book. I am degreed and work in Information Systems, but I have a strong suspicion I picked the wrong career. I am 30, unattached, an extrovert and an eternal optimist. I'm an avid moviegoer, an unapologetic tv junkie (god bless mr. DVR inventor), and I forever love 80s music--the cheesier the better. I also like sunsets and kittens and role-playing games. Okay, I like kittens and sunsets but role-playing games not so much. Okay, not at all, actually. So really I just like the kittens and sunsets. But only really really pretty sunsets. And kittens who don't scratch me. Listen, let's just leave the whole sunsets and kittens thing alone, okay? Jesus, that could go on forever. If you're witty, hilarious and/or have a strong pulse, I promise I will delight you. Delight me in return, whaddya say?

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