make friends and free online chat with: raveneffect
raveneffect
- Guy, 100 years old
- seeking Gals
- San Francisco, CA
- Last login: More than one month ago
"I'M....BOOOOORRRRREDDD". The preceding line is guaranteed to not be seen from me. Most people aren't aware of just how much trouble and fun they can start from the spark of just a little flirtatious temptation. We who live in the soul country have no fears, because anything that can be burned can make for a pretty fire. my own is burning brighter than ever right now. We can speak of, for instance....***exotic recipes***...tell ****RISQUE JOKES****....plot to ***LIVE FOREVER***...or merely discuss curious topics that make other people super nervous, so we can laugh at both the topic and them at the same time. We can even have entirely safe conversations, such as "why is rain wet?", why senior citizens don't deserve discounts, or what bugs think about when they're all ditzy from getting sprayed too much. Other than that, please feel free to check out my many Strange and Mysterious Key Words. They are here for your enjoyment and say nothing whatsoever about me other than weird amusements and twisty detours. Speaking of detours, please deduct 65 years off of my "age" and watch the magic marker reveal my "real" age. I happen to like the number, want to weed out chics that can't subtract, and will be just as hot at 99 anyway. NOW: relax and enjoy yourself and if you ever want to bite from the apple of lust, please feel free to visit the serpent. I'm raven...and I speak the language of disaster and love.

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